Go Pen (personal vaporizer) Packaging Copy
Bullet points (for the wrapper)
- This baby delivers the extra-strength medication you crave
- Draws instantaneously
- Vaporize any oil or wax
- Lifetime warranty
- No cleaning necessary
- Readily available replaceable parts
- Atomizer lasts six months to a year under normal use
Package messages (to be placed on the end panels or a couple of unexpected places)
- From Open Vape — makers of the O.Pen
- The next generation of personal vaporizers rests in the palm of your hand.
- Waxes and oils have not met their match.
- Stealth is our greatest wealth.
- FUCK YEAH Lifetime Warranty (or Lifetime Warranty, Now That's Kind)
Playful Definitions
dib-ber dab-ber [dib-brr dab-brr] noun
1. Man-made implement for placing small amounts of wax, oil or shatter on a heating element.
atom-izer [at-em-miser] noun
1. A device for converting a substance, especially a medicine, to a fine spray.
2. a.k.a the "head."
gaug-ing tech-nol-o-gy™ [gay-jing tek-knowl-edgy] noun
1. Utilizing a small screen to protect a heating element and gauge how much medicine to vaporize at a time.
2. Prevents overpacking.
va-po-rize [vay-pour-eyes] verb
1. To convert or be converted into vapor.
2. Medicate the healthy way.
Instructions ("Get to know your Go Pen," inside booklet)
- This device is not intended for flowers (buds)!
- For continued smooth operation, less is more. Don't overstuff your atomizer — it'll wear out quicker and it may "time out" (see "Timing Out" below).
- Use about a drop of Honey Oil at a time or a dibber dabber tip full of wax/shatter/hash/whatever-you've-got-except-buds.
- Place a tiny drop of oil or push a tiny amount of wax or shatter through the screen. Gauging Technology ™ adjusts your medication to the optimal size for a satisfying draw.
- Performance may be compromised at high altitudes and/or under extreme temperatures.
- Although its bombproof warranty suggests otherwise, your Go Pen is not built to survive a nuclear attack or a fall from the top of the Empire State Building; for best performance use common sense when storing and transporting.
Getting Started (inside booklet)
- For first time use, the atomizer should already be attached to the cartridge.
- Place your medication of choice on the atomizer's heating element.
- Gently dock the mouthpiece with the atomizer
- Press the impossible-to-miss button on the cartridge and draw. The button glows blue. Hopefully you were careful not to overdo it and you aren't glowing blue too.
Charging Instructions (inside booklet)
Your Go Pen comes partially charged. Its lithium battery fully charges in about 3 hours using the included USB charger. It's rechargeable approximately 500 times.
- Gently pull the mouthpiece from the cartridge.
- Gently pull the atomizer from the cartridge.
- Plug the cartridge into the included USB charger.
- Charge in a USB port for approximately 3 hours or until the charger's LED turns from _____ to _____.
Note (inside booklet)
The colors of your Go.Pen's LEDs are subject to change.
Timing out (inside booklet)
- The device is designed to shut itself off after 8 seconds to protect it from overheating.
- If the pen is warm from repeated use, it may time out before 8 seconds.
- Overloading may also affect how soon the device times out.
What's in the package (inside booklet, if there's room these could use little graphics)
- Premium cartridge
- Replaceable atomizer
- Mouthpiece
- Dibber dabber
- USB charger (AC adapter sold separately)
- A lifetime supply of the most potent and tastiest medicine you've ever tried (not available in some areas)
No cleaning necessary! (inside booklet)
We hope you won't feel too guilty but there is not a single thing you need to do to clean this device. It literally cleans itself.
Warranty information (inside booklet)
Defective batteries will be exchanged at no cost within the first year of ownership with proof of purchase.
Lost your proof of purchase? Purchased more than a year ago? Been underwater thanks to a hundred year flood? Run over by a Mack truck? Dog mistook it for a chew toy? Abducted by aliens? No problem with the industry's only no-questions-asked return policy. {note to designer: there's probably too many of these; pick and choose the ones you like}.
Extra (inside booklet)
After a year, O.Pen Vape will send you a new battery with the purchase of a replacement atomizer which you're going to need anyway — like your car needs spark plugs or tires replaced over time. Life expectancy under normal use is approximately six months to a year.
If you have questions, please don't hesitate to visit us at warranty.openvape.com or call us at 1.800.OPENVAPE
Thank you for purchasing the Go.Pen! We know you had a lot of choices and appreciate your business!
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