From the recording Spilt Milk
Lyrics
she's a bouncy little number
and a gymnast to boot
pouncing like a tumbler
she's as fast as she is cute
she sucked upon a popsicle
I had to play it dumb
because there was an obstacle
presented by her mum
how was I to know
when I was to meet her
how was I to know
she'd be my Lolita
had to try to mind my manners
had to try hard to behave
when all I really wanted
was to drag her to my cave
mother met an accident
I took it cheerfully
for now a young nymphet was placed
within my custody
how was I to know
when I was to meet her
how was I to know
she'd be my Lolita
I had to tell myself I didn't really didn't really want to
how can a man resist a teeny kiss although it later haunts you
I offered her a Malo Cup and then began to thrust
toffee was the followup, that candy is a must
they handed me the verdict, it was 20 years at least
I thought it rather strict but that's the burden of the beast
how was I to know
when I was to meet her
how was I to know
she'd be my Lolita
I had to tell myself I didn't really didn't really want to
how can a man resist a teeny kiss although it later haunts you
how was I to know
know-whoa
she would be my Lo
Lo-whoa
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