From the recording Songlab
Lyrics
people called me the ugly duckling
tried to pick up chicks
who'd just start chuckling
what a drag
I'd hear them taunting there's the ugly duckling
when she came near me
my legs were buckling
and there wasn't a thing I could do
I'd get confused
and stick my head in the sand
I'd forget if I'm a mouse or man
she touched me she kissed me
I was beaming
was I awake or was I dreaming
so let them call me what they will
while they were laughing
I had my fill
the ugly duck floated on his pond
when she touched me
I became a swan
bye bye bye duckling
the ugly duckling
duckling no more
duckling no more
no no no more
no no no more
no no no more
no no no more